Just cause you’re 5 doesn’t mean I have to give you my fruit snacks back off you mini bitch
today, i was presented with a choice…
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
